Me, Myself, and the Master(s)

Me, Myself, and the Master(s)

Me:*walks into living room and sees Delgado!Master, Ainley!Master, and Simm!Master snooping over my finals for my film school* What are you three doing?!
Delgado!Master: What does it look like, reading your stuff.
Me:I locked that cabinet! How did you get in?
Simm!Master: Duh, we broke in.
Ainley!Master: You know we could never resist a locked door.
Me: I left that locked for a reason! A lot of stuff is in there that’s for my film school. Can’t any of you respect my privacy?
All: No!
Me: Honestly, you people drive me crazy.
Ainley!Master: We know...
Delgado!Master: It’s kind of our thing.
Me: How do I live with you three?
Simm!Master: Come on, you love us.
Me: I love one of you three.
Delgado!Master: Well, we all know who that is...
Simm!Master: Absolutely...
Ainley!Master: Without a doubt...
All: It’s me! What?!
Simm!Master: It’s obviously me! I'm the coolest one out of all of us!
Delgado!Master: Actually, I'm the coolest one...I’m able to hypnotize people!
Ainley!Master: So can I! I took over a body as well, not to mention it was one of the Doctor's companion's father! Plus, I was her first Master!
Simm!Master: Actually, I was, because she started out with my Doctor! And please, how could she love you in that body, it isn't even a regeneration of ours! That's disgusting.
Ainley!Master: But she fell in love with me first! And, I look best in velvet, she loves velvet! I'm obviously the coolest and the most appealing towards her.
Delgado!Master: Hello, which episode did she first own featuring one of us? Mine!
Me:*smiles amused at the bickering three* Oh you three...what am I to do with you? *goes up to Ainley!Master and kisses his cheek, doing the same with the other two then leaves room*
Ainley!Master:...she kissed my cheek first...*all three begin arguing again before breaking out into a full on fight*
Me: *comes into room with video camera and all the Master’s freeze* Thanks you three...that’s it for my final film!
Delgado!Master: We were tricked by our own trick!
Simm!Master: Oh you are evil!
Me: No I’m not, Oh and by the way...I was talking about Ainley.
Ainley!Master: YES!I told you!
Simm&Delgado!Master: *groan*
Me: *smiles and laughs* Maybe I am a little evil, but of course, I had the best teachers.
Delgado!Master: Yeah,you know it.
Simm!Master: You got that right.
Ainley!Master: Yes my dear girl, you couldn't have had any better teachers.
Erik!Master: *shows up at house* What about me?!
All including me: WHAT THE HECK?!?!?!?!?!

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